a great way to make your kids feel like you really...
put clothes in an xbox box, wrap them up as a christmas present, and laugh at them as they open the box..nice parenting. your kids will feel hated and never believe in santa claus. ..i am currently coming up with a well thought out and nasty email to send these horrible parents.
Oh Mummy what's a Sex Pistol?
absolutely no human interaction all day.
woo! let’s see how many more days this will last. n______n
Implausible but still fun cartoon theory: →
cartoonology: Flapjack’s dreamed world of Candy Island is the Candy Kingdom. The Land of Ooo is on the other side of the world from Stormalong. That’s where Finn’s human family is. He’s Flapjack’s long-lost brother: they’re both blonde, wear hats, aspired to lives of adventure. Finn somehow got lost at sea as a baby and ended up in Ooo. When his parents later had Flapjack, they were convinced...
my current in depth conversation:
hot females i have a lesbian crush on. :]
late at night I melt my dolls. hang them up by...
you’re not living next door to an angel.
i HATE parties!
for serious..dudes hitting on me, and offering me alcohol. not to mention, the SHITTY dance music selection. >.< …i thought my pocahontas braids would scare them away, but i had to pretend i was alyssa’s lesbian bitch for the night, in order to “kind of” get them away. being a drunk idiot is a total turnoff! it was funny watching the stupid drunk people and singing...
She must just have left the sea. Her hair and lips Smelled of the sea till the...– Orhan Veli- The Mermaid
“You know what’s so great about me? I just don’t...
how do you watch that?..it's like barfing rainbows...
-rigby the raccoon i love regular show. <3